If My Life Wasn't Boring, You'd Be Reading This

I think the title is self-explanatory.
cannedebonbon: yanagoya: dooiepierlala: Now you too can draw your own penis by following these 5 easy steps! That or take a penis screencap from porn and trace it. I promise you, chances of getting caught are low.  1. This “tutorial” is meant to be a joke.2. Tracing stuff and claiming it as yours is a big NO-NO.

cannedebonbon:

yanagoya:

dooiepierlala:

Now you too can draw your own penis by following these 5 easy steps!

That or take a penis screencap from porn and trace it. I promise you, chances of getting caught are low. 

1. This “tutorial” is meant to be a joke.
2. Tracing stuff and claiming it as yours is a big NO-NO.

What's your heroic title?

lelelego:

cloudspanties:

araeoutofbounds:

teenylauren:

fiendlover:

howlcoyotecody:

littleheathenbones:

wavesaredancing:

glitchinthematrixx:

Ashley, The Blessed Singer…hopefully I’ll get blessed with that ability?  Lol

Teenylauren, the Apocalypse Singer…

Or Teeny, the Fiery Singer…

Or Lauren, the Inexhaustible Convict…

I don’t sound very heroic…

Serena, The Celestial Rage.

I like the sound of it.

Andy, The Holy Knight.

PFFFFFFFFFT.

le min, the Omniscient Witch

cool

Andi the Diplomatic Necromancer. Hell yeah.

(Source: azu-rah)

lelelego: glyphsexual: jewishvengeance: 1.) Marina Diamandis 2.) Commander Shepard 3.) Hanna Heller Blue October?? Commander Shepard Not a movie, but the cast of The Pacific  ok i got dis yee i got dis good Trivium the band?? John “Soap” Mactavish Vasily Grigoryevich Zaitsev  best team  1. David Guetta 2. Ezio 3. The Avengers

lelelego:

glyphsexual:

jewishvengeance:

1.) Marina Diamandis

2.) Commander Shepard

3.) Hanna Heller

  1. Blue October??
  2. Commander Shepard
  3. Not a movie, but the cast of The Pacific 

ok i got dis

yee

i got dis good

  1. Trivium the band??
  2. John “Soap” Mactavish
  3. Vasily Grigoryevich Zaitsev 

best team 

1. David Guetta

2. Ezio

3. The Avengers

(Source: darkerthanbrad)

lelelego:

cricket-penguin:

Saved by: Captain America

Best friend: Loki

Lover: Hawkeye

Cockblocked by: Black Widow

Enemy: Iron Man

Killed by: Hawkeye

Saved by: Hulk

Best friend: Iron Man

Lover: HAWKEYE (YES! IT MUST BE FATE!)

Cockblocked by: Iron Man (who is supposed to be my best friend…)

Enemy: Loki (surprise surprise)

Killed by: Loki (OH MY GOSH. I MUST BE COULSON.) 

Saved by: Hawkeye

Best friend: OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

Lover: Black Widow hay gurl hay

Cockblocked by: Thor, sounds legit

Enemy: Loki, damnit

Killed by: FUCK it’s the Hulk 

Saved by: Hulk

Best Friend: Hulk

Lover: Hulk

Cockblocked by: Captain America

Enemy: Black Widow

Killed by: Black Widow

…can I just say I did not see this turning out quite the way it did.

(Source: happy-lace)

lelelego: cricket-penguin: astudyinlestrade: tabbykatification: the-deviations: digikurosaki: gabrielsbutt: annathemarmotqueen: deathtomato: tbskyen: snuffysbox: cryptothinker: brbsherlocked: suna-mei: coffee and a desk.  speaker and a mostly empty sprite bottle. BRING IT. my last A3-sized drawing and a tiny book about Bratislava ookay.. A decorative water-bowl (don’t look at me, I’m borrowing a classmate’s school desk) and a coffee cup.  Woop woop, here’s to being dead.  Umbrella and… a printer. Shit. Cup of tea and a sock BRING IT CORPSE PUPPETS a Lamp and a bag of gummy candy #dead A case full of CDs and a piano bench. … /sets self up behind piano bench and beings flinging CDs Shaun of the Dead style A laptop and a cellphone. Alright, let’s go, bitches. An old blanket that my grandmother made and…the other end of the same blanket. …a’ight, I’m going zombie netting. A box of paperclips, and a Supernatural DVD. The carpet and my dirty laundry. A mouse… and Child 44 by Tom Rob Smith.  scalding hot instant noodles water in a cup and a ruler fuck A fork and a six foot tall fake tree. Yeah, I got this.

lelelego:

cricket-penguin:

astudyinlestrade:

tabbykatification:

the-deviations:

digikurosaki:

gabrielsbutt:

annathemarmotqueen:

deathtomato:

tbskyen:

snuffysbox:

cryptothinker:

brbsherlocked:

suna-mei:

coffee and a desk. 

speaker and a mostly empty sprite bottle.

BRING IT.

my last A3-sized drawing and a tiny book about Bratislava

ookay..

A decorative water-bowl (don’t look at me, I’m borrowing a classmate’s school desk) and a coffee cup. 

Woop woop, here’s to being dead. 

Umbrella and… a printer. Shit.

Cup of tea and a sock

BRING IT CORPSE PUPPETS

a Lamp and a bag of gummy candy

#dead

A case full of CDs and a piano bench.

…

/sets self up behind piano bench and beings flinging CDs Shaun of the Dead style

A laptop and a cellphone.

Alright, let’s go, bitches.

An old blanket that my grandmother made and…the other end of the same blanket.

…a’ight, I’m going zombie netting.

A box of paperclips, and a Supernatural DVD.

The carpet and my dirty laundry.

A mouse… and Child 44 by Tom Rob Smith. 

scalding hot instant noodles water in a cup and a ruler

fuck

A fork and a six foot tall fake tree. Yeah, I got this.

(Source: agiledash)

Renegade Chair: msgryz: Which Avenger Are You?cocokat: chicksdigthephoenix:...

msgryz:

Which Avenger Are You?

cocokat:

chicksdigthephoenix:

jadesylph:

aatthew:

pussybeard:

rankurusu:

You are most like Captain America. You have a strong “good guy” ethic, and hate injustice of any kind. Understanding what it’s like to be pushed…

You are most like Black Widow. You are disciplined and dedicated, and have yet to face a challenge too big for your confidence. Being well rounded and active has helped you on the road to success. But despite your many activities and acquaintances, you are an independent creature, preferring to fly alone. You often push others away and trust only a very select few.

(Source: nirvanic-s)

lelelego:

king-clotpole:

natashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

hoboeroticmisha:

#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST

#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN

 #MAN OF IRON #WHY DO YOU NOT DECLARE YOUR INTENTIONS FOR THE CAPTAIN#YOU DANCE AS THOSE WHO WISH TO MATE IN ASGARD #FRIENDS DRINK MEAD AND MAKE MERRY LONG INTO THE NIGHT #I BLESS YOUR UNION AND HERALD YOUR FUTURE OFFSPRING #MAY THEY BE AS MIGHTY AS THE PASSION IN YOUR LOINS

oh my god you fantastic people

MAY THEY BE AS MIGHTY AS THE PASSION IN YOUR LOINS

(Source: quellary)

the5thweek: kaylahraquel: theaction-packedmentallist: Underwater sculpture, in Grenada, in honor of our African ancestors thrown overboard. Oh my god, this is so cool and sad at the same time. Slave ships would stink so badly that sharks would follow it, so they say. the sharks knew that dead bodies would be thrown into the ocean

the5thweek:

kaylahraquel:

theaction-packedmentallist:

Underwater sculpture, in Grenada, in honor of our African ancestors thrown overboard.

Oh my god, this is so cool and sad at the same time. Slave ships would stink so badly that sharks would follow it, so they say.

the sharks knew that dead bodies would be thrown into the ocean

(Source: elegantlytasteless, via lelelego)